Ho Ho Ho - Fischer-z

Would you like to buy me a brand new pair of pyjamas

Would you like to fly with me on a holiday to Grenada

Have V.I.P.

treatment, a send off by brass band

Special permission for us to land

Would you like to venture round the Caribbean Island

With more protection than anyone could have imagined

We’ll have a bullet-proof cossy, immaculate hair

Plenty of joumalists to share

Ho Ho Ho.. .

Life is short

Then you die.. .

Ho Ho Ho

Would you like to stay there pretending we’re in heaven

WouId you like a jailer to wake us up at eleven

With freshly ground coffee, peaches and cream

Living in someone else’s dream

Lt’s not right to take their money

It’s not right to taste the glory

It’s not right but it’s so funny

It’s not right