Self Care Sunday - Flula, Ninja Sex Party

Who’s this random booty in my bed?

What’s with all the pounding in my head?

Missed all of my good friend Drake’s texts

(Yo, FluZ u up?!

Let’s BOWWWLLLLLLLLLL!)

Put my phonesy on the airplane mode

Time to go to Flula’s little me-zone

Not gonna drink, not gonna sext

You’re beautiful Kelley, but thank you, next!

Rejuvenate top to bottom

Gonna hit spin class with Robert

(Yes!)

Meditate, matcha, and mantras

Farm to table, farm to table

All of my toast avocado

Energy work til my mind blows

Journaling 'bout all my life-goals

(Ja! Self care Sunday!)

Relax your body

Don’t you know that you’ve earned it?

So detox your soul, babe

Don’t you know that you’re worth it?

Just spread your wings

Everything will be okay

Forget last night, say

(*Dance! Ha!*)

Live your best life on a Self Care Sunday!

(*Relax! Oh!*)

Live your best life on a Self Care Sunday!

(*Dance!*)

Naked downward doggie by the poolside

Lather up with SPF 85

Life coach on the phone talkin' real love

Sayin' «Fill my body with the good stuff»

Seaweed/Dead Sea salt face mask

Charcoal, ginger up my ass

(Oh!)

Hug someone and make it last

Crying it out in my crying class

Relax your body

Don’t you know that you’ve earned it?

So detox your soul, babe

Don’t you know that you’re worth it?

Just spread your wings

Everything will be okay

Forget last night, say

Live your best life on a Self Care Sunday!

Live your best life on a Self Care Sunday!

(*Stretch!*)

Live your best life on a Self Care Sunday!

(*Oh!*)

Live your best life on a Self Care Sunday!

Pilates (*Pilates!*)

Lotion on all of your orifices (*Orifices!*)

Eight hours of sleep

Stretch those hammies

Eat a cactus (*Eat a cactus!*)

Brunch with my besties

Don’t use drugs (*Don't use drugs!*)

Have an attitude of gratitude

Because gratitude is in right now

Dance!