Montana - Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart

I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of dental floss

Raisin' it up

Waxin' it down

In a little white box

That I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn’t have no boss

But I’d be raisin' my lonely dental floss

Raisin' my lonely dental floss

Well I just might grow me some bees

But I’d leave the sweet stuff to somebody else

But then on the other hand I would

Keep the wax

'N melt it down

Pluck some floss

'N swish it aroun'

I’d have me a crop

An' it’d be on top

That’s why I’m movin' to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon

Gonna be a dental floss tycoon, yes I am

Movin' to Montana soon

Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

I’m pluckin' the ol' dennil floss

That’s growin' on the prairie

Pluckin' the floss!

I plucked all day an' all nite an' all afternoon

I’m ridin' a small tiny hoss

His name is Mighty Little

He’s a good hoss

Even though

He’s a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or

Blanket on anyway

He’s a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or

Blanket on anyway

Anyway

I’m pluckin' the ol'

Dennil floss

Even if you think it is a little silly, folks

I don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks

I don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks

I’m gonna find me a horse just about this big

An' ride him all along the border line

With a pair of heavy-duty

Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand

Every other wrangler would say

I was mighty grand

By myself I wouldn’t have no boss

But I’d be raisin' my lonely dental floss

Raisin' my lonely dental floss

Raisin' my lonely dental floss

Well I might ride along the border

With my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night

And then I’d get a cuppa cawfee

'N give my foot a push

Just me 'n the pygmy pony

Over by the dental floss bush

'N then I might just

Jump back on

An' ride like a cowboy

Into the dawn to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)