Carol, You Fool - Frank Zappa

Oh Carol!

Oh Carol!

You was a fool

Carol, you fool

You was a fool

Carol, you fool

Carol, you fool

Don’t you know you’re crazy

He won’t be true

But your mind’s a little hazy

He’ll break your heart

Don’t let it start

But if you think it’s better

Go ahead and buy 'm a sweater

Carol, you fool

You think you’ve got it so bad

(Thank you!)

Tryin' to steal some money

Just to get some more of what you had

And he’s got the dog

And he has no log

No, he won’t come back

So put away your black-jack

You wanna try

(You wanna try)

To rob some Mexican guy

(To rob a Mexican guy)

Beat him on the head

(Oh, you beat him on his head)

Maybe make him dead

(You just might make him dead)

Just so you can fly

(Oh, you wanna fly)

From Pittsburgh out to see him

(You said you really gotta see him)

Carol, you’re a foolish fool

(Carol, oh-oh, girl!)

You don’t really need him

Carol

Carol

Carol

Carol

Fool

Fool

Fool

Carol, you fool

You wanna try

(Oh… you said you wanna try)

(You wanna try to rob some Mexican guy)

To rob some Mexican guy

(To rob a Mexican guy)

(You wanna beat him all over his head)

Beat him on the head

(Please, don’t beat him on his head, girl)

(If you wanna make him dead

Who knows what you want to do 'cause he’s not…)

Maybe make him dead

(You just might make him dead)

Just so you can fly

(You say you gotta gotta fly)

From Pittsburgh out to see him

(You didn’t… broccoli tonight)

(Fool, you really gotta see him)

Carol, you’re a foolish fool

(Carol, oh-oh, girl!)

You don’t really need him

Carol, you fool

I think you better try again

Carol, you fool

Don’t wanna see you cry again

He’s gone away

What can you say?

Carol, you fool

You’ll meet another engineer

You was a fool

(Aw, Carol, you fool)

Carol, you fool

(Carol, you foolish fool)

You was a fool

(No!)

(Oh Carol, you…)

Carol, you fool

(Carol, you foolish, foolish fool)

You was a fool

(Oh Carol, you fool)

Carol, you fool, you!