Stay Away from Cali - Gangsta Pat

Now let me t-tell you about this girl named Cali

She lived in the hood, d-deep in the valley

She had the kind of body that will make you wanna grab

But she had the kind of boots that make you want to stab

Tried to step to her at school one day

But Cali, Cali, Cali wouldn’t give me no play

She said I didn’t have enough to money to support her

She showed me some things her boyfriend bought her

I wondered to myself how much money would it take

And then I thought again I could never be Cakeman

I better wait to try and change her mind

Cause if I don’t, she would try to rob me blind

So I felt perpetrated that I to this for that

To try and get Cali, Cali, Cali on her back

She let me take her to the school pep rally

But my friends kept telling me to stay away from Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Yo, then the situation got funny

Cause Cali kept t-t-taking all my money

But a week later it got even worse

The girl had me stealing straight out my mother’s purse

Tryin' to buy her this, and tryin' to buy her that

But in the meanwhile, my pockets got flat

So I got tired of being treated like a youth

So when I see Cali I’m gonna tell her the truth

So went and dialed the number to her place

And when I told her she hung up in my face

I thought she was playing or slippin me a token

But to come to find out the girl wasn’t jokin'

So I got left heart broken in the cold

Cause I didn’t have the cars, the gold, and the bank roll

Saw her riding with Lorenzo

The brother with the drop top 93 Benzo

Walking home from school, feelin like a loser

I should’ve been nice, I shouldn’t have tried to use her

The pain inside was killing me softly

My friends knew the deal cause they were trippin' off me

I couldn’t get mad at the fact

That I got dumped by a girl like that

So I should have listened that day in the alley

When everybody told me to stay away from Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Ye, 3 weeks later

I seen her at a party

Lookin' good as hell

With the million dollar body

So I start to step to her once again like a jerk

And try to run the game but this time it didn’t work

So I went on, cause she was trying to tempt me

So I grabbed the mic and rock like an MC

Cause you know the P-A-T is the loud type

I had to do something to try and get the crowd hyped

I did it like (this), I did it like (that)

But I didn’t use a wiffle ball bat (so…)

But when I got through

The girlies ran up

So many grabbed me I could hardly stand up

Nothing I could do but yell stop!

And I then I seen Cali sniffin' all over my jock

So I thought about that day in the alley

And made up my mind to stay away from Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, (aw yeah) Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Stay away from Cali, Cali

Yo, I gotta send this jam out to all my Calis out there

You know who I’m talking about

The kind of female that don’t want to get with you unless you ridin' Benzo or

something

Yeah this is for you

And a brother who’s like a gangsta', gonna stay away from ‘em

Know what I’m sayin?

And I’m out, yeah