A Couple of Other Questions - George Carlin

Now, just a couple of other questions about this whole theory.

Suppose you die without having any children.

Who do you help, strangers?

It would be nice.

Suppose you’re an adopted child.

Who helps you, your biological mother?

She doesn’t even know where the fuck you live.

Suppose you kill your parents.

Would they help you?

I’ll guarantee you Mr. and Mrs. Menendez are not helping those two boys.

No. No. Yeah, it’s all bullshit folks, and it’s bad for you.

It’s all bullshit.

That’s what you have to remember as you go through life in this country.