Andy's Song - George Salazar, Joe Iconis

I ride my bike to work every morning

I ring my bell, (ding ding!) and make sure my helmet’s tight

At every turn, I issue a warning;

This arm is for left, and this arm is for right!

At the red light, a Toyota pulls beside me

The pretty woman inside, it gives a smile!

That happy grin is enough to provide me

With total satisfaction for a long, long while!

And I don’t have a car, because of pollution!

So completely not 'cause I’m much too scared to drive!

I’ve gotten pretty far in my evolution

And I don’t need a lot to be totally alive!

I tuck my polo shirt in my Levis

'Cause it looks SHARP!

Okay?

And it makes me feel secure

How come every person I receive tries to tell me I need «something more»?

I mean, come on, what for?!

I don’t need a girlfriend, I got a goldfish!

She needs my attention, 'cause she is nearly five!

I don’t have a secret dream, or some bold wish

And I don’t need a lot to be totally alive!

I’m fine with what I’ve got, I feel totally alive!

I got a Captain Kirk action figure, in the original packaging I’ve had since I

was ten, it’s true!

I’d never open it or shake it, too afraid I’d break it!

I’ve had self-control since way back then

Got a sweet one-bedroom pad, and a loving widowed dad

Posters signed by Mazzy Star, World of Warcraft, Avatar!

40 years of moving at a constant speed

There’s nothing else I really need

And you may think that I want more than I let on

But I’m really fine, so no need to be appalled

I’m this way by choice, and what you can bet on-

-is I’ll keep moving forward, the opposite of stalled

And I don’t have a car, 'cause they’re overrated!

I don’t have a girlfriend, and somehow, I survive!

Still, I’ve gotten crazy far!

And just as I’ve stated, I mean what I’ve said

«I feel totally alive!»

Sure as the helmet’s on my head

I feel totally alive!

I’m the opposite of dead!

I feel totally alive!

Doo doo, doo doo, doo!