The Boogie Monster - Gnarls Barkley

I’ve got a monster in my closet

Someone’s underneath my bed

The wind’s knocking at my window

I’d kill it but it’s already dead

It waits till the midnight hour to come

To torture me for the wrong i’ve done

it just sits there and stares me And it won’t let me get any sleep

At first I was scared when

I looked at his eyes

But now that I know him I’m not that surprised

I’m just waiting on the sun to rise

Oh how I wish that old sun would rise

I used to wonder why he looked familiar

Then I realized it was a mirror

And now it is plain to see,

The whole time the monster was me Yeah Mmm The living dead

Only thing that could bring it back alive, Woman

Is some good good head

(Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)