Newsworth - Greenslade

So tell me

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What’s really news after all

The king broke a string, did that warrant five curtain calls

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Excuse me

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Your news has taken a dive

The artists are gone

Now who is the fastest alive

Your pretence is there

But your envy’s showing its face

You dropped your guitar

The ball point’s taking its place

Your ego suffered a blow

When your idol showed his disdain

You say that you’re unbiased well you must think that we’re green

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I’ve heard that

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A newsworth lives in his pen

May I suggest

It’s likely that he lives in one then

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What happens

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After you lie down at night

In your case the lying’s not reclining you can lie best upright

We quite understand

You can’t always be kind

Please take extra care

And think before you malign

You’ve come a long way

Since the broom and the tea bag days

So drop the Sunday paper stuff

One page of ads is one too much

When it comes to slagging, we play rough

Did you think we were green

Well we’re not

You’re a

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You’re a

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You’re a

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