Mark's Ark - Guttermouth

Why?

don’t vegans have cows for pets?

Why?

don’t they keep them in their apartments?

Rights take a chimp to vote in '96

My god cows are smart as a stick

If you really want to make a difference

Buy a herd and then go set them free

Instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing

If cock roaches roam the halls

At night they fester on your balls

A feeding frenzy on your dinner plate

Don’t grab the raid or a shoe

Remember they’ve got rights to

Resist the urge to go and fumigate

Cows with a I.Q.

of .08

Rats ready to spread the plague

Rabbits pour shampoo in their eyes

Blind better theirs instead of mine

Lunch a carrot sandwich sure sounds great

Live my life around the veggie plate

Protest write lame songs and complain

March with little signs of porky pig