Musical Monkey - Guttermouth

I’ve got a fanzine

So i should know

Everything about every band

I turned punk 2 years ago

I tell my subjects

I’m d.i.y

I’ll call your band a sellout

& i’ll tell convienient lies

I’ve got a lot of staples

And to much…

Time to trash a band

They fucking blow

Since i wasn’t on the list

I didn’t make the show oh well

No major labels

They really suck

Except for bad religion

Can’t get their sticker off my truck

Got my own agenda

I write the rules

I’ll use my moms cash

Nobody knows

You calling me a liar

Yea my story has some holes

Start a label

Rip off the bands

Liberate the punk scene

Part of my master plan

If it’s in my zine

It must be true

Who told you i’m always crying

Just because i’m getting sued

That guys an asshole

That bands on ludes

I guess my little fanzine

Is like the weekly world news