Gwarnography - Gwar

Eons ago!

From across the universe

The Chaos Lords assembled

Ruthless, perverse

Serving the Master

In his murderous crusade

But we became a threat

And so we were betrayed!

(Betrayed!)

Betrayed

That fucking asshole

That’s right, he feared our might

Appalled our cosmic crimes

Banished us to planet Earth

The worst that he could find

So we did what we could

To tolerate this place

We coupled with the ape

And formed the human race

(And that was the stupidest thing I ever did…)

And so we did begin

To use man as a slave

To entertain us

From his cradle

To the grave

Civilizations

They did build for us to crush

Their flesh so easy

Their blood so quick to gush

(Mmmm…gushing blood

Delightful!)

Their skulls turn to mush

(Delicious!)

Eins, zwei, drei, vier!

The Master soon became enraged

He sent his sordid army

To lock us in a cage

Imprisoned in the frozen waste

Until Martini freed us

With a smile on his face

He told us that he had a plan

How we could rule the world

As a heavy metal band!

Sex and drugs and Rock 'n Roll

(Would) soon become a source of power!

Power!

Power!

Power!

Power!

Power!

(We are the Scumdogs of the Universe)

(We are the Scumdogs of the Universe)

We are the Scumdogs of the Universe

We are the Scumdogs!

We battled Yig and Cardinal Syn

Gor-Gor kept on coming

But we triumphed in the end

Edna Granbo did her best

Skulhedface, the mental case

That failed with all the rest

Even Satan was no match

And all of the Destructos

Got a swift kick in the snatch

Quite a history, no doubt

In any case, I’m sure I’m leaving something out…

So there you have it

It’s quite a tale to tell

We’ve come all the way from Heaven

And have gone all the way to Hell

Bow before your Masters

And perhaps we’ll let you live

Just long enough to squeeze out

Every drop you have to give

GWARnography

GWARnography

The number one band from Antarctica!

The only band from Antarctica!

Genius!