Vandalism Spree - Hellbound Glory

You look as pretty as a picture in a brand-new K-Mart frame

Like a cocktail waitress on a Las Vegas weddin' day

So if your has-been's busy playin' video games

Give me a call, sweet momma, if you need some strange

Oh I feel the same

So baby, how 'bout you and me

Go on a vandalism spree?

Burn down the Dairy Queen

Maybe rob the cash machine

And spend it all on a weddin' ring

Orange spray paint and gasoline

We’ll make-believe it’s halloween, girl

Anything to feel a thing

You ever get so lonesome, You ever get so bored

You wanna throw some rocks at your Honda Accord?

Well we can steal some Keystone beer from A-rab liquor store

Gonna blow more money, honey, than you can afford

I’ll be an escort for ya

Baby, how 'bout you and me

Go on a vandalism spree?

Burn down the Dairy Queen

Maybe rob the cash machine

And spend it all on a weddin' ring

Orange spray paint and gasoline

I hung the moon down in New Orleans, hell

Anything to feel a thing

So if you ever get tired of those pastel blues

If you ever feel wired with nothin' better to do

We’ll set the woods on fire and burn the avenue

I’ll be the first to warn you, girl, I ain’t nothin' but bad news

So baby, how 'bout you and me

Go on a vandalism spree?

Burn down the Dairy Queen

Maybe rob the cash machine

And go pawn a weddin' ring

For cocaine and ketamine

I can be your Charlie Sheen, hell

Anything to feel a thing