Heavy Jesus - Honus Honus

Somebody’s cousin’s dope-dealing neighbor’s best friend’s sister told me a story

About her burned-out roommate’s brother’s lover and this terrible thing that

happened to his auntie

In the middle of the night she was taken by hanger, middle of a rumble raging

right through her

She went to the Taco Zone and got a burrito, a quesadilla, and a side of chorizo

And then she saw the most horrible sight that she’s ever seen in her horrible

life

On the side of the burning quesadilla shell was the smiling face of Jesus Christ

She don’t have no time for having Jesus in her life

The only religion that she’s known is rock and roll

She don’t have no time for having Jesus in her life

The only religion that she’s known is rock and roll

Everybody wanted to know how he was, «Was he cool, was he chill,

was he cruel just because?

Did he condemn her life and all the choices she’s made or was he like,

‘No worries, babe, get laid?'

Did he wrap her in a blanket of love from above, did he heal the hurt in her

heart with the touch of a dove?»

She said she didn’t even need to wait around to discover cause life’s too short

to believe in another

She don’t have no time for having Jesus in her life

The only religion that she’s known is rock and roll

She don’t have no time for having Jesus in her life

The only religion that she’s known is rock and roll