Baby's Daddy - Hopsin

Hey Marcus…

Uh, what’s up?

Um, there’s something I wanted to ask you…

Uh, what is it?

Will you do me a favor?

Oh no no no!

Marcus?

What?

Will you be my baby daddy

And be the one to always make me happy?

Oh hell no!

Will you watch sponge bob with him

And teach him how to make a crabby patty?

Oh hell no!

Even though I got stretch marks

Will you still be down to get nasty?

Oh hell no!

Shit, I’m mad enough to throws elbows!

Please?

No!

Please?

NO!

Hold up, throw me the mic

I got a flow to recite

You got a baby by a nigga that you don’t even like

A broke nigga who thuggish

Always be talkin' rubbish

Steady be causing ruckus

All because you were sluttish

Jesus, I can’t believe this, freak shit!

That’s the same motherfucker that you had cheated on me with!

(What?!)

I knew this would happen without a question

But you said

«I never have sex without protection»

Bitch please

You left me flowing down shits creek

You sex driven like a big freak

Plus our relationship has been breached

You took a big leap

And rumor has it you sucked his dick then kissed me

And now I’m suppose to be the father and the mental guide

Like sure I’ll take care of the little guy

Shit, you ain’t puttin' me through the stress

I put your baby in a pillow case and beat it to death, bitch

I’m far from a fuckin' life saver

Not your friendly neighbor

But yet you called me during your labor

It’s not my issue, take me off the menu

I’m not the one who put the motherfucker in you

I’m not a mean guy

I hate to sound that foul

But I don’t give a fuck about that child

You damn right

See you chose him, then he fucked you

Tag your it

Too bad his dick didn’t have any insurance

You knew that he was just a lame nigga prior to it

Now your ass hittin' me up thinking I would do it

Hoping we gonna spark it off like some lighter fluid

That’s kinda stupid

Face the facts bitch your life is ruined

Don’t be callin me like «my life’s a crazy blur

Rashad don’t take care of the baby and makes me hurt

I wish me and you could go back to the way we were»

Shit we can

Just get rid of the baby first

Now I won’t be your baby’s daddy, I’m not the one

But you can still give me some head and maybe swallow some cum

And if you want it, then I can deliver quite clean

But don’t ever send the baby to find me

Yo

Do you remember when I told you I would love you forever

And broke up with my girlfriend Heather

Kicked her to the curb

And then I got with you

Thinkin' you were better

But found out you were a heart shredder

Yeah, I felt really stupid after that

Became the nigga that my crew was laughin' at

I was foolish, that’s a fact

So this is karma

You’ve been on my shit list

So ha ha ha ha

That’s what you get bitch

Hey that’s life

You fuck me over

He fucked you

You got pregnant

Now you’re fucked

You had me

You had me, that’s the funny thing about it

And you blew it

Ha ha ha