Females - Ian Thomas

In the middle of the night, walking down the road

I got stopped by females, they were begging for load

I said 'cause I don’t have any of that stuff

But I can show you other things which I’ve got enough

Said if you don’t mind

If you don’t mind, if you don’t mind

If you don’t mind

So I took them home, back to my place

And I noticed in the mirror that certain grin on my face

«Loosen up, girls,» that’s what I said

And when they took of their clothes I turned a bit red

Said if you don’t mind

If you don’t mind, if you don’t mind

If you don’t mind

If you don’t mind, if you don’t mind

If you don’t mind

On the next very morning, waking up in a mess

And I wasn’t even able to get my ass out of bed

There’s a note on the mirror, lipstick red

«The females will strike again» is just what it said

Said if you don’t mind

If you don’t mind, if you don’t mind

If you don’t mind

If you don’t mind, if you don’t mind

If you don’t mind, if you don’t mind

If you don’t mind, if you don’t mind

If you don’t mind, if you don’t mind, oh

Said If you don’t mind, if you don’t mind

If you don’t mind, if you don’t mind, oh

If you don’t mind, if you don’t mind

If you don’t mind, if you don’t mind, woah

If you don’t mind, if you don’t mind

If you don’t mind