Captain of the Seven Seas - Illnath

Once there was a man with a wooden leg

He had a knack for rum he kept it in a keg

His ship had pirates not many but a few

With nothing but the seven seas in their view

After work they would have a fight

Just like they would on any other night

If there were no one else there to beat

They would use each other as meat

Rum greed, mutiny

That’s all a pirate needs

Rum, greed, mutiny

Captain of the seven seas

The journey for the man with the wooden leg

Took him past people that would scream and beg

For their lives though they never stand a chance

Against this man with a parrot that can dance

He has seen all wonders of the world

He has slain all the monsters in the world

He has seen the entire world with one eye

He is the man that doesn’t know how to smile

If you desire to be like the captain of this tale

Fight all you can

And drink rum every day

Rum, greed, mutiny

That’s all a pirate needs

Rum, greed, mutiny

Captain of the seven sea

Fight all you can

And drink rum every day