Dog Catchers - Insane Clown Posse

You’s a glorified snitch with a nucular mullet

I got the name 'Dog' engraved on my bullets

Your wife look like a wrestler with fat fake pumpkins (Ha ha)

She look like the type that like to give you a blumpkin!

Your kids are on meth and you’ve got crank breath

I wish you’d come for me I’d introduce you to the death (Pop!)

Fuck your damn lecture, I’m the dog catcher

Come to the D I’ll bet you leave on a stretcher!

Bigot ho, racist fool, pedophile, name it

Rolling in that Humvee, late on the payment

Arresting drunk fucks for twenty-five bucks

Wearing night time sleveless T-Shirt tux

Sucks to be you, a fake Rambo with no gun

Not even a stun one, you not in the run

From yelling stop but I don’t, you beg but I won’t

You best to go home and score a 8-Ball of dope!

Man, fuck your advice who wanna listen?

Stale!

To a fucking bigot snitch on your way to jail!

I heard you got arrested and raped in Mexico

The way your blonde wig flow, they did you like a ho!

(OH!)

Who would be surprised if your wife had a dick?

Not me, I halfway expect that shit!

Just the way you like it, Thunder Cat hairstyle

Dog the bigot bitch found dead on 8Mile

Get a job at Walmart, hall security guard

You could have my jurisdiction and act just as hard

Quit chasing bail, jumpers, jay-walkers and drunks

Before you get your hair blown off into skull chunks

You ain’t a cop, you’s a flop, get the fuck off my block!

You a racist, you can fucking suck off my cock!

Bounty hunter, you wanna bust me, I bet ya

But you met your motherfucking match ho, I’m the dog…