Genderless - Janis Ian

Everybody meets somebody they love best, yes, yes, yes\nEverybody’s searchin' for a place to rest, yes, yes, yes\nEverybody shares a secret loneliness, yes, yes, yes\nThe secret lies in learning how to share the rest, yes, yes, yes\nHow I wish I could be genderless, genderless\nPissin' like a fountain in my brand new dress\nDeep within or not my friend, genderless\nYes, yes, yes\nWell, I used to fool myself, a total mystery, yes, yes, yes\nMies from my valley and therapy, yes, yes, yes\nI was stuck in the rut of the bourgeoisie, yes, yes, yes\n'Til I read up on Krafft-Ebing, and it set me free, yes, yes, yes\nNow I’m ready to be genderless, genderless\nPissin' like a fountain in my brand new dress\nDeep within, we all begin genderless\nYes, yes, yes\nI don’t know, Dave, we might need a real horn player\nWell, obviously we’re not gonna steal\nWell, no we’re not that type\nWe don’t have any sections\nYa know, Fico does all those kinda rap records\nMaybe we can get in like somebody to rap over it?\nHuh, rap?\nOh, I hear cascading orgams in strings, myself\nMy mind is a globe\nYour mind is a globe?\nA whirling, transient, hypnosive globe\nAwash with the sound of music\nI hear bagpipes, I’m sorry\nWe all meet a little genderless, genderless\nPlay all tries of trumpet on my brand new dress\nDeep within, it all begins genderless\nWe need a little genderless, genderless\nPlay all tries of trumpet on my brand new dress\nDeep within, it all begins genderless\nGimme more of the esoteric instruments\nYes, yes, yes\nTrouser trumpet, perhaps\nYes, yes, yes\nOr Ken’s favorite, the rump cannon\nYes, yes, yes\nWhy not just get Simon to explode?