Yuck Fou (Skit) - Jarren Benton

Mr. Benton, how we doing today?

Shit I’m doing better than some and worse than others

How are you?

I’m doing fantastic.

So what can I help you with?

Well shit it sounds a little weird doc but, I’m having the most unusual awkward

embarrassing problem with my finger bro

Okay?

Well it looks here that the nurse wrote, middle finger patient.

So is there something wrong with your middle finger?

Yeah.

My middle finger is stuck in this upward position and I can’t put this

motherfucker down

Oh dear.

Okay, how the fuck did that happen ok let’s take a closer look here.

What it’s really stuck up there isn’t it?

Yup and it’s fucking embarrassing doc

Hmm, can you try to put it down for me?

No, this motherfucker is stuck solid doc

Okay, let-let's try this one more time and this time I want you to really put

some force into it.

Can you do that for me?

I can try bro

(Jarren Grunting)

Okay?

Man this shit stuck

Okay let me try to help you I’m just gonna grab your finger (woah hold on) I’m

gonna put my hand on your shoulder

(More Grunting)

Dammit!

You know, you’re sitting here flicking me off and I can’t help but to

feel like you’re fucking with me.

Is that what’s going on?

Nah nah.

Ain’t nobody fucking with you bro I ain’t got god damn insurance I

wouldn’t even come in this motherfucker waist my time and money this shits

stuck man

Okay, I’m just gonna have to ask you to leave now get the fuck out

Leave nigga I’m-I'm-I'm here for-for the fucking problem you want me to leave,

c-cause I’m back

No, I’m sorry sir you-you have to leave now get the fuck out

We’re being fucking irrational bro, my shits stuck.

If you want a nigga to go

I’ll go but uhh, can you prescribe some god damn blue diamonds from the Viagra

No-no get out, go.

Have a nice day, goodbye

Fuck you nigga.

Little fake ass Dr. Ozz

(Door closing)

(Sighs) Jesus, fuck that guy