Pmdo - Jarv

Man, I’m tighter than a b-hole

Tighter than the tightest story that could ever be told

Tight like the leg room on a Southwest flight

Tight like hipster pants, tight like how my hand grips the mic

Kid is nice, «Nice!»

Rhyming like riding bikes

Nice like a grandfather giving wise advice

Nice like the time spent rhyming with my friends

I’m nice- I ain’t no Vanilla Ice

Man, I’m dope

Kid, you better act like you know

Not dope like a junkie, punk, I’m dope like a professional

Interesting how nobody knows

I’m just an ordinary average joe

But yo, I’m so cool- Now

But I wasn’t back when I was in school

How did I switch it up?

They thought I was a fool

Wow, they were wrong I suppose

Nowadays I’m cool enough to freeze the snot in your nose

Man, I’m nasty like the chick who flashed E last week

Snapped him a vid of her fingers slathered in algae

I’m nasty in a good way, but when I’m acting badly

I’m nasty like the cat who be driving the Fake Taxi

I’m radical- Rapping outside of the tabernacle

Heathen may begin to leave you seething-mad and baffled

Rascal, rapscallion, rabble-rousing cat

Who be straddling the scaffolding and captivating crowd-fulls

Master

Master any craft that I’m after

Strapped with a note pad?

You’re bound for disaster

Flash her my fangs, god-dang-it I make laughter

When I pound cats with sound that

Makes compound-fractures

I’m fresh

Ya know I must profess

Superb, super duper- I flow best

Fresh like an organic veggie

I contest any pesticide when I try my best

I’m a scholar

Scholastic style- Why bother?

Read you like a book and then recite you like a proverb

If you wanna talk your drivel- get dropped for giggles and shits

Sick and legit, sticking it raw

Kid, I’m popping

24/7, I’m non-stopping

Unstoppable when I’m rocking the spot

It’s Jarv kicking it proper- Y’all lames kick rocks

Nowadays when y’all perform, you’re sounding like you’re on Suboxone

I’m on point

Yeah, I’m sharp like an arrow

With accuracy to clip wings off a sparrow

This long haired fuck got you walking straight and narrow

Bad to the bone- Periosteum to marrow

Versatile

Many styles I’ll kick

Not just a pretty face- I also got a big heart

Sit tight for a moment, I’d quite like to know when

I oughta go in and abolish a body up out of their biggety-boasting

I divide the ocean- Redefine the quotient

I part the seas- I’m leaving these hoes open

So when, oh when did I get thrown in the mix

Sorry bitch, I do not know when

How many chicks wanna see me tonight?

How many chicks wanna see me tonight?

Heh?

Heh?

Does anybody wanna see me tonight?

Does anybody wanna see me tonight?

Uh-uh

‘Cause I’m a good man

But you don’t wanna see me

When we’re chilling up in your house and I pull my d**k out

I pull my d**k out

I pull my d**k out, yeah 2x