Left Right - Jethro Tull

The master playwright

Urges you to play right/play wrong;

Life is long and every night’s the first night

The wardrobe mistress

Urges you to dress left/dress right;

What a mess when your underpants are too tight

Who’s on the stage door

To help you find the way in/way out?

It’s not a sin to be knowing that you don’t know

When you breathe your last line

Will you make your exit stage left/stage right?

Well, you might decide while there’s still time

You have an angel on your shoulder

But you wear the old god’s horns

And you dance around the maypole

While the vicar makes a toast

To the pagan celebration

And extends an invitation to us all

So he can save us when we fall

Who’s your leading lady?

Will you help to get her off the bus?

It’s best

To pass the test before you get too lazy

Strike up the orchestra

Take your cues on the up-beat/Beat down

Anyone who says he doesn’t like the sound