Umbriago with Six Hits and a Miss - Jimmy Durante

I know a fellow

A fellow can make your life so mellow

There’s one like him in every town

He’s half a man and half a clown

Umbriago

Could be mayor of New York

And of Chicago, hoo-hoo

Umbriago

Raises cane from Portland

Maine to Santiago

When you worry

Better send for Umbriago in a hurry

He’s got lots of time

That’s all he spends is time

He never spends a dime

So when you feel low

Better send for my friend

Umbriago