Kitty - Joe Weller

Kitty this is the point where you need to just shut your mouth kitty

You’re being stupid kitty

Shut your mouth…

I was heading to my school when I saw a kitty

She didn’t hesitate she came right to me

I said kitty, what on Earth are you doing?

She said Joseph, I’m just chillin'

Out of nowhere she hit me with a head-butt

Which sent me flying, but never did I think to give up

I’m in charge around these parts kitty

She replied yes and it’s not okay with me

You’re a kitty, now kitty take a seat

You’re causing too much raucous, that’s not okay with me

I know that you love me and it’s me that you’re persuing

But kitty what on Earth are you doing?

Five years later the kitty had become my pet

Head-butting everyone, she was a threat

I said kitty you’re mental and a dangerous animal

She said shut up, go mention my name in your tweets mate

I said kitty you can’t be saying this kitty

You’re mental, you’re not stormzy kitty

This angered the kitty, my confidence was growing

But then she ran away

Kitty where are you going?

You’re a kitty, now kitty take a seat

You’re causing too much raucous, that’s not okay with me

I know that you love me and it’s me that you’re persuing

But kitty what on Earth are you doing?

After weeks of searching I came across a clue

A pigeon was hanging about and not one that I knew

I went and saw the pigeon and it seemed very tense

I say wagwan pigeon

But then up on the fence

Oh no, it’s kitty

Finally you’re back

Then she made her way to the pigeon

But she did not go to attack

They started kissing, clearly they are in love

Now who is that pigeon?

That pigeon is my mum

(What what what what)

You’re a kitty, now kitty take a seat

You’re causing too much raucous, that’s not okay with me

I know that you love me and it’s me that you’re persuing

But kitty what on Earth are you doing?

You’re a kitty, now kitty take a seat

You’re causing too much raucous, that’s not okay with me

I know that you love me and it’s me that you’re persuing

But kitty what on Earth are you doing?