Dumb Row Laughs - John Cooper Clarke

No chance in a bank

So it’s driving a tank

Stout as a brick

Thick as a plank

It’s needlework instead of maths

When the dumb row laughs

Give him a gun

See 'em go

Where they go is a no-no

As welcome as a turd in a swimming baths

The dumb row laughs

No niggers or yids or wops or nips

No wogs or kites or krauts or spicks

No micks or jocks or taffs

When the dumb row laughs