Piece By Piece - John Martyn

I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17

Don’t matter if I step on the scene

Or sneak away to the Philippines

They still gonna put pictures

Of my derriere in the magazine

You want a piece of me?

I’m Miss bad media karma

Another day, another drama

Guess I can’t see the harm

In working and being a mama

And with a kid on my arm

I’m still an exceptional earner

Are you sure

You want a piece of me

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous

I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless

I’m Mrs. Extra!

Extra!

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I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin

I’m Mrs. 'You want a piece of me?'

Tryin' and pissin' me off

Well get in line with the paparazzi

Who’s flippin' me off

Hopin' I’ll resort to some havoc

End up settlin' in court

Now are you sure you want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. 'Most likely to get on the TV

For sleepin' on the streets'

When getting the groceries, no, for real

Are you kidding me?

No wonder there’s panic in the industry

I mean, please, do you want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous

I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless

I’m Mrs. Extra!

Extra!

this just in

I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin