The Stache - Jonathan Coulton

In the bag was a razor made for delicate skin

Shaved the peach fuzz, but only on my cheeks and chin

Now I’m rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)

Everyday you can watch it grow

Now I’m rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)

All this time finally you know

What lips are for, no one can ignore the stache

It’s a big school, I think about if Tom went here

We’d be so cool, double dating at the prom next year

We’d be rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)

Tender hearts, breaking one by one

We’d be rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)

Ladies please, there’s room for everyone

Who wants a try, no one dares deny the stache

Men of action all that matters is the bottom line

Grow a nice one and get ready for your time to shine

Keep on rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)

Strain the world, let the good stuff in

Keep on rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)

Make your stand, celebrate the skin

Beneath your nose, ever grander grows, the stache