Junior -

Yee Haw!

Look at him go

Look at that sonabitch go!

There is a boy named Junior

Playing Uncle Sam

Got a master plan

Like Vietnam

Don’t give a good goddamn about Saddam

Gonna drink his oil right out the can

Look at him go

Throwing cash around like it’s made of dirt

God made dirt and dirt don’t hurt

Gets that monkey on the back of his shirt

Once that 10−40 starts to spurt

Look at him go

Quite an interesting situation you all have there

I’m not sure if he’s mad

Or slightly off center

It’s amusing from my perspective

In sort of a frightening way

Look at him go

Now if you give him half a chance

He’ll surely impress you with his dance

Maybe even reach on down in your pants

Give you some greasy ol' romance

Look at him go