No Me Diga - Karen Olivo, Mandy Gonzalez, Andréa Burns

Gorgeous!

Linda!

Tell me something I don’t know!

Vieja!

Sucia!

Cabrona!

Tell me something I don’t know!

A little off the top!

A little off the side!

A little bit of news you’ve heard around the barrio!

Tell me something I don’t know!

Bueno

You didn’t hear it from me!

But some little birdie told me

Usnavi had sex with Yolanda!

No me diga!

Ay, no!

He’d never go out with a skank like that!

Please tell me you’re joking!

Okay!

Just wanted to see what you’d say!

Oh ho, Dani!

Tell me something I don’t know!

Mmm-hmm-mmm…

What?

I don’t care!

Ay, bendito!

So, Nina, I hear you been talking to Benny

And what do you hear?

I hear plenty!

They say he’s got quite a big… taxi!

No me diga!

Okay!

I don’t wanna know where you heard all that!

I don’t think I know what you mean…

Carla!

He’s packing a stretch limousine!

Tell me something I don’t know!

Long as he keeps it clean!

Ay dios mio!

Nina, seriously, we knew you’d be the one to make it out!

I bet you impressed them all out west;

You were always the best, no doubt!

We want front row seats to your graduation—

They’ll call your name—

And we’ll scream and shout!

You guys, I dropped out.​

No me diga?!

I should go.​

Well, that’s a cheery piece of news.​

That girl never quit anything.​

What the hell happened?

I don’t know…

I don’t know

I don’t know…

Tell me something I don’t know!

Qué sé yo?