Do This Thing - Kerry Butler, Original Broadway Cast of Mean Girls, Erika Henningsen

Yo yo, Mathletes State Ch&ionship, what

First female ever on the team, what

A boxed lunch will be provided

What

I can do this, always could

And not playing dumb will feel so damn good

The monster inside needs to be released

Gotta do what I do, gotta feed the beast

Gotta earn some respect

Grab that big brass ring

Let’s do this thing

Let’s do this thing!

You’re gonna roll up, stylin'

Leather on your sleeve

All-state ch&ion, better believe

Maybe the haters gonna make fun of you

All you can solve’s the problem in front of you

High school’s a four year social curse

But math’s the foundation of the…

Universe!

So sick of plucking that second string

Then let’s…

Beep!

Do this thing!

Do this thing!

Do this thing!

I’m no plastic

No!

I’m no bitch

No!

I’m a lean mean math machine

On a mission

I lost what I lost

Gotta start brand new

Go all in for the win

With a chill, dope crew

Gotta kick off the dust

I got schquillz to thrill

Schquillz!

Let’s do this thing!

Let’s do this thing!

Welcome to the ICMT State Final Math Ch&ionships, sponsored by no one

Please solve for…

X equals two

THE RATE IS TWO, PI

X is greater than the value of Y

Both polynomials are second degree

So the asymptote is at Y equals three

Function X equals M, X, plus C

The derivative of F at argument Z

Negative four

Negative two

The slope is zero

The answer is true

One point of inflection

Twenty-nine!

Four is the slope of the tangent line!

We have a tie

we move into a one on one sudden death round, in which each team may choose

their opponent

Marymount, who do you select?

We pick the girl

We pick the girl too

Nice to meet you

You’re going down, slut

What?

No…

If we break, from this crap

Then the answers land in our lap

Don’t be scared, just persist

Then our limit does not exist

No, the limit does not exist!

Our new state ch&ion, North Shore Mathletes!

Oh, yeah

You like that, Marymount?!

'Cause don’t it feel good

To have got this far?

It’s not something you did

Not the girl you are

You can hear the fear

Upon your heart just sayin'

«Just do your thing»

All you solve’s the problem in front of you

Do your thing

Living for me, not living for none of you

Do!

Your!

Thing!

Do your thing!