Everybody Hates Linux - Linux

Have you ever worked so hard?

Have you ever tried your best?

Ever take one step back and think about how Linux feels?

Look across the crowded club

Always brings the sickest looks

If we take one step back and tell her how we really feel

Everybody hates Linux

Everybody hate Linux

Everybody hates Linux

Oh yes they really do

Everybody hates Linux

Everybody hates Linux

Everybody hates Linux

They wish they had never met you

Everybody hates Linux

Everybody hates Linux

Everybody hates Linux

Yes they really do

Everybody hates Linux

Everybody hates Linux

Everybody hates Linux

They wish they never met you

Who me?

You all hate me?

How I got everyone talking

I walk in, the lights flashing, the cameras on, they all snapping

Thats my bottle you all drinking

Thats my blunt you all passing

And if I’m not mistaking, this my song

You listening?

Yeah, we all hate linux

I walk in calm all you do is panic

If you’re the shit I’m the fucking diuretic

You call the shots, I’m the fucking diabetic

Cali girl so border WeHo, I ran away back to Chicago, NYC like three months ago,

Linux here, yeah I stole the show

Linux here, yeah I stole the show

Stole your beer and did all your blow

Wet from all of the drinks you throw

Then I dry off with versace coats

Why can’t we all get along?

I just think fighting is so, so wrong

Why can’t we all get along?

Then Linux would never even have to write this song

Hey, remember me, it’s Linux, um, um thought you’d stop her

Though she was a bottom

Thought she quit, thought that was all done

Then she went and released the fucking album

(Linux)

I’m the one over six foot five, I’m the one with my hair too high

I’m the one with my looks too wide then you wanna say I stole your vibe

You take any credit like I just lied when you just swipe credit,

your shit arrives

My party owns Saturday night and I’m the one who just arrived

Everybody, e-everybody, everybody hates Linux

Everybody, everybody, everybody hates Linux

Everybody, e-everybody, everybody hates Linux

Everybody, everybody, everybody hates Linux

Wait, no wait, I swear I’m nice, even though you covered me with bottle service

ice

Wait, maybe I should think twice before I ask that tranny whats her old dick

size

Wait, no wait, I swear it’s fine, I’m just ego tripping from all of these lights

Wait, no maybe, I am out of line, has linny-linny-linny gone too far this time?

Maybe this is why everybody hates me

Maybe this is why I should leave the city

Go back to Wisconsin and live like the fifties

Find a nice husband, shut up and just look pretty

Fifty, pretty she thinks she’s witty

This beat so sweet she tastes like iced tea

She preaching like she is Whitney

And she askin why y’all hate me

Everybody, e-everybody, everybody hates Linux

Everybody, everybody, everybody hates Linux

Everybody, e-everybody, everybody hates Linux

Everybody, everybody, everybody hates Linux

Everybody, e-everybody, everybody hates Linux

Everybody, everybody, everybody hates Linux

Everybody, e-everybody, everybody hates Linux

Everybody, everybody, everybody hates Linux