Big Ole Butt - LL COOL J

I was at the mall, sippin’on a milkshake

Playin’the wall, takin’a break

Admirin’the girls with the bamboo earings

Baby hair and bodies built to swing

That’s when I seen her

Her name was Tina

Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina

I said, How you doin', my name’s Big L Don’t ask me how I’m livin', 'cause, yo, I’m living swell

But then again I’m livin’kind of foul

'Cause my girl don’t know that I’m out on the prowl

To make a long story short, I got the digits

Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit

I was spankin’her and thankin’her, chewin’her and doin’her

Layin’like a king on sheets of satin

That’s what time it is, you know what’s happenin'

She had a big ole booty, I was doin’my duty

I mean, yo, I admit that my girl’s a cutie

But Tina was erotic, Earl’s my witness

With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business

When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek

But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak

I sat my girl down, I couldn’t hold it in And said to her with a devilish grin…

TINA got a big ole butt

I know I told you I’d be true

But TINA got a big ole butt

So I’m leavin’you

TINA got a big ole butt

I know I told you I’d be true

But TINA got a big ole butt

So I’m leavin’you

I went to the high school about three o’clock

To try to catch a cutie ridin’my jock

My homeboy’s jeep, the system blastin'

Cold forty dogs, smilin’and laughin'

Girls all over, the kind I adore

I felt like a kid in a candy store

That’s when I seen her

Her name was Brenda

She had the kind of booty that I’d always remember

I said to my man, Stop the jeep

She’s only senteen but, yo, don’t sleep

I kicked the bass like an NFL punter

And scoped the booty like a big game hunter

I said to the girl, Yo, you look tired

Let’s go get some rest, relax by the fire

I put the big booty on a bearskin rug

She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug

I said to the girl, them young boys ain’t nothin'

You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button

I circled it and teased it and made her squeal

Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel

When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes

When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies

Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'

You know what I said

Too bad you caught me cheatin', but…

BRENDA got a big ole butt

I know I told you I’d be true

But BRENDA got a big ole butt

So I’m leavin’you

BRENDA got a big ole butt

I know I told you I’d be true

But BRENDA got a big ole butt

So I’m leavin’you

I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak

Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break

I pulled in the parkin’lot and parded my car

Somebody shouted out, I don’t care who you are

I paid it no attention, I walked inside

Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin’in the ride

I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'

And shrimp and steak wasn’t the only thing cookin'

I sat down to eat, ordered my food

I said to the waitress, I don’t men to be rude

But I’ll take you on a platter

She said, You got a girl, I said, It don’t matter

You look like you’re tastier than a pipin’hot pizza

What’s your name?

She said, My tag says Lisa

I said, O.K., you’re smart and all that

But when you get off work, yo, I’ll be back

She looked at me and said, Make yourself clear

L, where we going?

I said, Right here

She looked kind of puzzled, I said, You’ll see

I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T.

When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat

Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat

Laid her on the table and place my order

And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter

On and on to the break 'a dawn

All over the restaurant, word is born

I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch

I couldn’t believe it said nine o’clock

I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol

Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda

Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn’t remember

LISA got a big ole butt

I know I told you I’d be true

But LISA got a big ole butt

So I’m leavin’you

See ya LISA got a big ole butt

I know I told you I’d be true

But LISA got a big ole butt

So I’m leavin’you

See ya