Laminate Man - Local H

Everything you want is done

You wanna run and all you wanna get is high

Standing back and letting all the checks roll in

You’ve done enough to get you by

You don’t even try

With your resume around your neck

Loans are going unpaid

Dinner dates are delayed

Phones calls are never returned

Toys in the driveway

Ashes in the ashtray

Bridges that you’ve yet to burn

I think its coming to you

Such a strange occupation

I think its coming to you

Such a strange situation

You want to jerk me around

By the resume around my neck

Hand in hand on the witness stand

Making time with you

You want to jerk me around

With your resume around your neck

You’re gonna buy us with the ease of a virus and disease

You were on a rope but now you’re done

Your lead is hard to follow

Your story’s hard to swallow

You’ve stopped being very much fun

I think its coming to you

Such a strange occupation

You’ve got it coming to you

Such a strange situation

I wanna hang you up

By the resume around your neck

Hand in hand on the witness stand

Making time with you

Send you home

With broken bones

Making time with you