Castle - Macklemore, Ryan Lewis

Unicorns and wizard sleeves

Hammer pants and make believe

Pirate ships sailing off to sea

Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle,

in my castle?

This is for the freaks and for my magicians

Booty clap and lap dancing technicians

Dance parties in the name of Great Britain

And American girls who love the Detroit Pistons

Like Dennis Rodman, I got a rod, man (awww yeah!)

Long wong-dong in a soft hand

And a pink palm pink schlong, let’s all dance!

From England to Stockholm

I’m wearing a cape just like a poncho

I got a cutie and I’m making a beat on her booty

Like I was at Bonnaroo beating upon a bongo

I got a bottle of Martinelli’s and dumping it all over anybody that’s kicking

it in the Grotto

And the neighbours keep tripping, I’m like «I'm in a castle»,

Fuck your condo!

Unicorns and wizard sleeves

Hammer pants and make believe

Pirate ships sailing off to sea

Unicorns and wizard sleeves

Hammer pants and make believe

Pirate ships sailing off to sea

Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle,

in my castle, in my castle?

You like to party, I am a partier

You like to wander, I am a wanderer

Your thighs are the closet to Narnia

Is it cool if I go and get lost in that?

I’m the lion, the witch in the wardrobe

Massage my lap, I have a sore bone

Of course cold on the dance floor

Like an Eskimo’s toes in the North Pole

With both toes poking out of two holes

In the Eskimo socks, I’m hot

Like a cauldron from a warlock

Wearing sweatpants in a sauna

Who’s your father?

I’m not

I’m motherfuckin' Raven Bowie and here’s my cock

Rooster, Cock-a-doodle-doo sir

Take a hit of the hookah, now make it drop

Girl’s booty was bigger than the stomach of Rick Ross'

Holy mother mountain of tender tendon to get lost in

Bounce, bounce, that castle booty, that bottom

Make it wobble, wobbly-waddle 'til my third leg has to hobble

You don’t want to look back on this night

And think I should have been freaking on a booty

Freak-freaking on a booty

Unicorns and wizard sleeves

Hammer pants and make believe

Pirate ships sailing off to sea

Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle,

in my castle?

This might be the best night that we have ever had

That-that we have ever had

That-that we have ever had

That-that we have ever had together

Eh, motherfucking, eh

Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of a party

In the night, in the middle of a party?

Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of the night

In the middle of a party?

Brought it home and threw it on the carpet

Said, 'I killed a coyote, I’m starving.'

Who wants to eat a coyote?

Who wants to eat a coyote?

Who wants to eat a coyote?

Grab your bagpipe, I grab my flute

Cause drunk King John is still in the loo

Get onto the pole in a birthday suit, our suit

Where MJ is King, and Prince is prince

And Raven has ruled ever since

Unicorns and wizard sleeves

Hammer pants and make believe

Pirate ships sailing off to sea

Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle,

in my castle, in my castle?