Take Me Home (Piss off) - Mad Caddies

I know it’s gone half one, by now we’ve missed the tubes home, night bus won’t

take me there

Can’t fly the pilot’s pissed, can’t walk the ground flies up and hits me

Best scrape me into a cab and take me home

I need my charpoi

Some big cheese all gone sour, enough love to knock a rhino sideways

Got shoved under a bus, some big Hollywood ending

Bruce Willis shoots them all and gets the girl

No guns, no girl, somehow i’ve wound up in Neasden

So take me home, take me home

I’ve had more than i can take for one night

One i closed i can nearly focus

Take me home, take me home

I’ve had all that i can take today

It’s all ringing in my ears, take me home

Don’t ask i’ll tell you, don’t ask I’ll say the same things over until i’m

pissing you off

Scrape me off the walls, chuck me in a bag, drag me past the bouncers,

shove me into a cab and take me home