Fruit - Man Like Me

A Man Likes Fruit

A Man Likes Fruit

Full Stop

Full Stop

Full Stop Can’t stop

Not to be rude

But I have issues with food

Excuse as I intrude

But I’m an obsessive compulsive who hates

Process they put on plates

Don’t deep fry or bake

That’s a great chique creator make

Don’t trust cadburys

Don’t trust dairylea

And whatever you do stay well clear of sunny D

Why don’t you try fresh fruit

Organic Produce

Try GM Free milk with your tea

(Yeah I know what you’re saying the organics more expensive but save those

Pennies save those pennies they’ve got a converter at sainsburys)

Roll up Roll up your b-b-brown paper bags

Roll up roll up your self packed fags

You roll up

(You roll up)

From a vending machine

And claim you got mugged off 'cause they only sold you sixteen (Sixteen)

When it comes to plums

They remind me of your mums

Too many will give you the runs

But if you don’t want the runs ru-runs-runs

Try bananas

Don’t argue with bananas

Take a break from your palava’s or use it as a sexual toy with your partner

(OOH!)

What about london fruits?

What about British fruits?

What happened to pie and mash?

Wanna go to the Caff?

But my plumbs, they’re so purple p-purple p-purple

Pies- They’re just dead not alive

Pears, I love my pears, they sort our vinegar squares

Hey, hey sample a baggins a baggins of apples

Not N-not for bein' spoilt

N-Not for being spoilt

You know what they say…

Roll up Roll up your b-b-brown paper bags

Roll up roll up your self packed fags

You roll up

(You roll up)

From a vending machine

And claim you got mugged off 'cause they only sold you sixteen (Sixteen)

Every Kind: Oranges, strawberrys cherry bananas, (Repeated fruits) Passion

Fruit…

What about london fruits?

What about British fruits?

What happened to pie and mash?

Wanna go to the Caff?

Wanna go to the caff?

Wanna go to the caff?

«Wanna Cup of tea with that love?

Ooh yeah please uhm, Milk and two sugars»

Roll up Roll up your b-b-brown paper bags

Roll up roll up your self packed fags

You roll up

(You roll up)

From a vending machine

And claim you got mugged off 'cause they only sold you sixteen (Sixteen)

Roll up Roll up your b-b-brown paper bags

Roll up roll up your self packed fags

You roll up

(You roll up)

From a vending machine

And claim you got mugged off 'cause they only sold you sixteen (Sixteen)