I Want Candy - MC Chris

I want candy, bubble gum and taffy\nSkip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy\nGot my pennies saved so I’m a sugar daddy\nI’m her Hugh Cronyn, she’s my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!\nGonna get ya asses kicked\nNasty\nDo it to your daddy, embarass your own family\nJust 'cause you came in front of a kid and his candy\nI need candy\nAny kind’ll do Don’t care if it’s nutritious or FDA approved\nIt’s gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze\nA hyperactive juice that only I can produce\nUse a giant drill, bore straight into hell\nReleasin ancient demons from a sleep forever spell\nSo they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated\nAnd hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants have created\nMess up the mix, mix up the mess\nCome on down yo, here’s the address\nI said six, one-two Wharf Avenue\nSix, one-two wharf avanue