Hypothetical - Mercutio

Let me paint a hypothetical

Please don’t be hypercritical

This kind of thing might happen to you

Though it’s situational

And largely conversational

This kind of thing might happen to you

She went out drinking with her friends

Until her head began to spin

Her ears were ringing from the yell for last call

She fell into a cab and said

My neighborhood is straight ahead

She broke her heel as she struggled with the door

Let me paint a hypothetical

Please don’t be hypercritical

This kind of thing might happen to you

Though it’s situational

And largely conversational

This kind of thing might happen to you

She fell in through a window sill

Ran to the bathroom to get ill

Took off her clothes and then she passed out on the floor

She woke up the next day

In an unfamiliar place

Having made a mess on someone else’s wall

Let me paint a hypothetical

Please don’t be hypercritical

This kind of thing might happen to you

Though it’s situational

And largely conversational

This kind of thing might happen to you

Sun through the blinds

Hits her eyes at dawn

Heavy head hung

She steps barefoot through the lawn

So let me paint a hypothetical

Please don’t be hypercritical

This kind of thing might happen to you

Though it’s situational

And largely conversational

This kind of thing might happen to you