My Dog - Mickey Baker

How come my dog don’t bark whenever you are on the scene?\nYou know I just can’t understand it, 'cause I know that hound is mean\nNow you been comin' around to my house\nWhen my wife was all alone\nTalkin' all kinds of trash\nThrowin' my dog a bone\nHow come my dog don’t bark whenever you are on the scene?\nYou know I just can’t understand it, 'cause I know that hound is mean\nHe bit my next door neighbor\nHe bit my father too\nGrowled at my dear mother\nAte up my old shoe\nNow how come that dog ain’t barkin' whenever you are on the scene?\nYou know I just can’t understand it, 'cause I know that hound is mean\nNow he can see like an owl\nHe can hear you drop a pin\nBut what I’d like to know\nIs how the hell did you get in?\nNow how come that dog don’t bark whenever you are on the scene?\nYou know I just can’t understand it, 'cause I know that hound is mean\nNow you been comin' around to my house\nMy wife was all alone\nTalkin' all kinds of trash\nAnd throwin' my dog a bone\nNow how come my dog ain’t barkin' whenever you are on the scene?\nYou know I just can’t understand it, 'cause I know that hound is mean