Tamagotchi Press Officer - Momus

The Tamagotchi will speak to no-one today

He does not even read your paper anyway

We cannot guarantee he will appear at Cannes

And if he does he’ll do no one-to-ones

He is asleep

And when he wakes he will need to be fed

Then he will sing

Then he will go back to bed

No interviews with Mr Tamagotchi today

We are dismayed by your attempts to invade his privacy

Please go away!

Please, go away!

Goodbye!

His painting exhibition is at Andrea Rosen

His rock band rocks the Buddokan

And his book 'I, Tamagotchi' is in its third impression this week

But Mr Tamagotchi is asleep

No interviews with Mr Tamagotchi today

We are dismayed by your attempts to invade his privacy

Please go away!

Please, go away!

Goodbye!

Please go away!

No interviews today

Good day!

(Hoppit!)

Please go away!

No interviews today