Famous People Die The Most - Monster Florence

I feel like diddy in my videos

I dance like diddy in my videos

I used to sit around my mother’s house playing splinter cell

And now I’m a double-breasted suit with a centre fold

A big fucking leather coat

News of the worlds tapped my phones

Complimentary gold ring

Big megaphone

Stick it out my 3rd story window

Troll everyone

And every time the lost prophets come on I’m shouting my favourite insults

Lonely people die alone

Common people died in vein

Famous people die the most

I need a little livener though

Give me a heavy starting line like we’re playing the ivory coast

I need a big kaleidoscope that see behind your clothes

Fucking Hollywood is loathed

With these Harvey Weinstein oversized in tiny robes

Bunch of dead entertainers and broken xylophones

Dear entertainer

Please entertain us

Play us your favourite song until we all feel miscellaneous

Dear entertainer wipe that smug look from your eyes

The only difference between you and I and is that you fuckers always die

Feel like diddy in my video

I feel like Khaled in my Snapchat

Brown skin Elvis with blue suede shoes on

I feel like Tom Cruise in my black hat

Do my own stunts player

Run my town I should run mayor

Out here with my day 1s on a 1 dayer

Couple days pass it’s a 3 dayer

Lord Jesus I need sleep need church and I need prayer

1 like 1 prayer

1 light 1 dark

1 guys just rare

3 more back there

This is our stage

It’s not nice to stare

So please look elsewhere

I hate the attention I hate it I swear

Fuck if we make it, don’t care

But maybe this year is our year

Dead entertainers

Headline out stages

Played one too many songs and now the crowd throw rotten tomatoes

Dear entertainer we’re both dropping from a high

But the only difference between you and I is when we land you’re going to die

I feel like snoop at the source awards

I feel like I feel like you couldn’t stop me

Feel like Pac leaving the MGM lobby

Blood on my boots and somebodies tooth

Yeah, I ain’t worried

On a mad one

Lost it brothers that need a compass

Criminals if I need an accomplice then I grab one

Oi snaps bruv

I beg ya call it on

He told me calm it down

I said that’s sorta long

I already did 3

And I’ve ordered one

I’m talking fucked

And strutting round this place like I’m important bruv

The lord of nothing wearing my kingship like an ornament

It’s hanging from my neck on a chain that’s brighter than all of us

Feel like I should slow down

Feel like the joker mixed Jonny rotten

And Jimi Hendrix a little funky but still its so foul

Feeling like I’ve been off beat and on beat this whole bar

Fucking hell that’s so wow

Who’s to say that every picture-perfect princess that walks by don’t wanna

piece of this

It’s a tragic misconception that less is more

I’m going full throttle best you believe it kids

Oooo it’s glitz and glamorous inside the toilet doors

Where you’re hid from cameras

Fuck that for a laugh

I’d rather be dead than cool

And anything else just ain’t really ain’t living