Alsatian Cousin - Morrissey

Were you and he lovers?

And would you say so if you were?

On a forecourt

On a Friday

Passing my way

Were you and he lovers?

And if you were, then say that you were!

On a groundsheet

Under canvas

With your tent-flap

Open wide

A note upon his desk:

«P.S.

Bring me home and have me!»

Leather elbows on a tweed coat

Oh!

Is that the best you can do?

So came his reply:

«…but on the desk is where I want you!»

So I ask (even though I know):

«Were you and he lovers?»