Only in America - Naked Raygun

You start your own company

Only in America

Mixing chemicals a new way

Only in America

It’s good for the economy

Only in America

Makin' cancer everyday

Only in america

Then someone can make a buck

With the cure for your bad luck

When you’re born you start to die

Don’t know from what

And you don’t know why

So you start your own religious cult

Only in America

Live on the San Andreas Fault

Only in America

Eat your own weight in salt

Only in America

Pick your boogers in your car

Only in America

Then someone can make a buck

With the cure for your bad luck

You buy a couch with food stamps

Be the woman with Midol cramps

It happens only in the U.S.A

Only in America

Only in the U.S.A

Only in America

Only in the U.S.A

Only in America

Only in the U.S.A