Wizard Planet -

On wizard planet the wizards are indigenous

They feed on berries and watch out for the hungry Gandalf

Gandalf

Gandalf

Gandalf

Casting spells in the shade of a potion tree

Protecting eggs hidden underneath the shrubbery

Watching wizard cubs fashion their very first wands by the pond

On wizard planet the wizards at the watering hole

Bathe their babies and watch out for the savage Merlin

Merlin

Merlin

Merlin

Casting spells in the shade of a potion tree

Protecting eggs hidden underneath the shrubbery

Attracting mates with their beards and their pointy hats on the flats

Well now, you know I am a lover of nature:

All of the good and ugly therein

But even I have to turn away sometimes

Lest all the violence get under my skin

Like when the Manannan flies down and

Sinks his claws into a wizard nest, oh!

I close my eyes, and I hold tight, well

It’s hard to watch all the little Harry Potters die on wizard planet