Chai Tea - NIGHTWALKER

«It's so peaceful out here.

Do you drink tea out here?»

«I drink chai»

«You drink chai tea?»

«Yeah, only out here though.

I don’t drink it…»

«Um, do you have chai tea, can I have some?»

«No I don’t have chai tea.»

«Fuck you Nightwalker.»

«Hahaha»

Yeah, yo

When it comes to females, I’m attracted to the weird ones

And I’ll have them at my house, with one solo on their eardrums

I appear fun when I buy them rounds of shots

And they can’t say no when I tell them I live around the block

And as soon as they notice my «writer's never die» tat

They start imaginin' the crib that I recline at

And I find that askin' questions and listenin' works better than lying

Tryin' to make yourself sound interesting

So when they tell me that they’re in to things I nod my head (oh yeah)

But I’m thinkin' about them layin' naked on my bed (hahaha)

And while they tell me where they’re from and all these different lies

I’m hoping that they swallow, and they got a descent nipple size

«Oh, oh yeah, yeah I know some people from over there.

Yeah, yeah,

yeah tell them I said waddup.

Yeah, yo you wanna go back to the crib?»

Yeah, yo, yo

The toughest part is initiating the conversation

So the second time I catch them starrin' that’s my invitation

With no intimidation, I gracefully raise my glass

And if they raise it back, I’m conversatin' fast

I tell them that I think they’re cool, and try to be sincere

But I know they’re from out of town, 'cause I ain’t never seen 'em here

You need a beer, or you want to come outside to smoke and talk

You want to do some shots, uhh hold that thought

At this point, it’s a wrap in every aspect

And I ain’t even have to tell her that I rap yet

Let’s take those shots at my place, and play some beer pong

When we get there, I’m acting real surprised that all the beer’s gone

«Oh what?

I just bought a 24 pack.

My fuckin' roommates must’ve drink 'em.

Mothafuckers.»

Yeah, yo

Sometimes if you play the game enough, you’ll hit the jackpot

A cool ass chick with a boyfriend, that’s mad hot

Now take my advice and be cool to these chicks

'Cause they won’t bother you unless they’re drunk and need dick

And these bitches are usually the best fucks

There’s nothing worse than bringin' a dope chick home to find the sex sucks

Plus they don’t play no games, it’s straight to business

The only con to this is that they don’t like you takin' pictures

But that’s cool, I ain’t no photographer

I like music, and she hits them high notes when I’m finger poppin' her

This isn’t popular, but I’ll smack 'em and choke 'em too

Never trust a chick that you just met that’s deep throatin' you

«The women I got, I don’t have to tell them what to do.

If I got to tell them

what to do, I’ll sit them up on the highway ←-(?), and get them away from me.

I don’t deal with women I gotta tell what to do, they know what to do.»