Mrs. Butterworth - Nirvana

Your life is shit

Shit

Your life is bogus

Bull

Your life is crime

Crime

Your life is hell

Hell

I’m gonna die

Start a new union

I’m gonna die

With my libido

I’m gonna die

Start a new union

I’m gonna die

Don’t fuck with me

Your life is shit

Shit

Your life is clean

It’s clean

Your life is lame

Without some friends

Your life is stale, frail

Frail

I’m gonna die

Start a new union

I’m gonna hell

Help my libido

I’m gonna die

Start a new union

I’m gonna hell

Help my libido

I’m gonna die

Start a new union

I’m gonna hell

Help my libido

I’m gonna die

Start a new union

I’m gonna die

Watch the pain!

Your life is shit

I’m gonna open up myself a flea market

I’m gonna open up myself a flea market

And you’re gonna wish that you did

Gonna retire on the profits

First off, I’m gonna empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars

And I’m gonna put 'em on a shelf

With my 800 dollar a month tax free Century21 shop

And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf

Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups

I’ve accumulated over the past 62 years

Then I’m going to get some plywood

I’m going to get some plywood

And cut them up into two by two feet squares

Then I’m going to get some burlap

And I’m going to cut them into two by two feet squares

And then I’m going to put them onto the pieces of plywood

And then I’m going to go to the beach

I’m going to go to the beach

And I’m gonna collect some shells and driftwood

And then I’m going to take the shells and driftwood

And glue them onto the plywood and burlap

And sell 'em for lots of money

People will be paying top dollar

For my kids' new used new toys and clothing

Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress

I’ve been sleeping on

I’m gonna die

Start a new union

I’m gonna hell

Help my libido

I’m gonna die

Start a new union

I’m gonna hell

Help my libido

I’m gonna die

Start a new union

I’m gonna hell

Help my libido

I’m gonna die

Start a new union

I’m gonna die

Watch the pain!