I Wish I Was Him - Noise Addict, Ben Lee

It may sound stupid when I say it out loud\nLike I’m just jealous of his silver cloud\nHe looks real good he drinks diet Coke\nHe gets his NME’s sent by air not boat\nI wish I was him\nHe gets the women at his feet\nWith all his cool friends\nHe gets his records for free\nI wish I was him\nHe has no enemies\nI wish I was him\nHe’s got six different flannel shirts\nAirwalks not thongs\nHe even understands the words to Pavement songs\nHe’s got his new guitar toys\nHe loves Smudge and the Beastie Boys\nI wish I was him\nHe gets the girls at his feet\nWith all his cool friends\nHe gets his records for free\nI wish I was him\nHe has no enemies\nI wish I was him\nI feel much better now I’ve let it all out\nHe’s got big biceps and a masculine shout\nI don’t want to sound like I’m trying to be mean\nBut he plays guitar much faster than me\nI wish I was him\nHe gets the girls at his feet\nWith all his cool friends\nHe gets his records for free\nI wish I was him\nHe has no enemies\nI wish I was him\nI wish I was him\nHe gets the girls at his feet\nI wish I was him\nHe has no enemies\nWith all his cool friends\nHe gets his records for free\nI wish I was him\nI wish I was him\nWell, it may sound stupid when I say it out loud\nLike I’m just jealous of his silver cloud\nHe’s crazy as hell, he drinks diet Coke\nHe gets his NME’s sent by air not boat\nI wish I was him\nHe gets the girls at his feet\nWith all his cool friends\nHe gets his records for free\nI wish I was him\nHe has no enemies\nI wish I was him\nWell, he’s got six different flannel shirts\nAirwalks not thongs\nHe even understands the words to Pavement songs\nHe’s got his little fan club and his guitar toys\nHe loves Smudge and the Beastie Boys\nI wish I was him\nHe gets the girls at his feet\nWith all his cool friends\nHe gets his records for free\nI wish I was him\nHe has no enemies\nI wish I was him\nWell, I feel much better now I’ve let it all out\n'Cause he’s got big biceps and a masculine shout\nI don’t want to sound like I’m being mean\nBut he plays guitar much faster than me\nI wish I was him\nHe gets the girls at his feet\nWith all his cool friends\nHe gets his records for free\nI wish I was him\nHe has no enemies\nI wish I was him\n[Spoken: Y’know he even knows the guys from Dinosaur Jr.\nAnd he played on the first Blake Babies Album, how awesome\nAnd you know that black stripey shirt he’s got?\nWell, I’ve got the same one, except it’s red, but it’s the same,\ny’know what I mean]\nI wish I was him\nHe gets the girls at his feet\nWith all his cool friends\nHe gets his records for free\nI wish I was him\nHe has no enemies\nI wish I was him\nI wish I was him