Humans -

Phone you mom, you’re human

Don’t play dumb, you’re human

I know that you are anxious

You want more than this

Clean your mess, you’re human

Get undressed, you’re human

I know you’re embarrassed

Pale and hairless

Step right up folks and join the fun

See the amazing ape with his opposable thumb

You’ll be shocked, amazed, even horrified

That so much can be so compramised

Little monkeys making money

Naked monkey looking funny

Mighty males are strong and free

Female monkey, not so lucky

Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys

Monkeys sticking other monkeys

Monkeys wrong or monkeys right

Mostly flexing monkey might

Humans

Now you’ve lost your Eden

There is no returning

It stares up and out at you

It’s not for you

I don’t care, I’m human

I’m too scared, I’m human

I know you want peace of mind

To be with your kind

You won’t believe your eyes

A cranium of unparalled size

Immaculate if ill conceived

A sight not to be believed

Little monkey making money…

I like other humans

They’re so very human

I know that it’s obvious

We’re all just like this

Only human