Coahuila - Old 97's

I turned my microwave on and I cooked my chicken ravioli

The last ten years of my life I’ve been feeling kind of lonely

I don’t do love I don’t do women named Hannah

And I don’t do red haired girls from Louisiana

I’m suffering from a kind of indecision

About what i’m gonna watch on television

And I’ll dream tonight I’m dancing in Coahuila

With a little brown haired girl and her tequila

My momma always seemed to sing the same song

«You'll never meet no decent girls at Dallas honky tonks»

What she says is true with that I must agree

Cause any girl worth having wouldn’t have a thing to do with me

I’m sitting here just sucking on my cavity, cavity

Thinking of the things you used to say to me, tragedy