Slippery - Optimus Rhyme

Writer’s block, most rappers never heard of it

Come to think about it, most rappers don’t write, they wrong

Approach every song with the stance of

Assembly line rhymes and formulaic flows

It’s attack of the clones up in the clubs at these rap shows

Rooms full of played out pimps and old ho’s so hey

What’s with all this negativity?

Hip hop always has been self reflective

It’s either that I do this as the directive

Well fuck that shit this is my time

Never gonna make ya do aerobics when I rhyme

Put your hands down by your side, dance if you wanna

I gotta admit it that I done did it with the drummer

Done did it with the DJ and did it with myself

Did it with the saxophone, the piano, and go-go bells

I done did it with the trumpet and with didgeridoos

Did it with the bagpipes while you were dancing in underoos

Done did it in Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio

Corn fields, tractor trailer, back woods silo

Done did it with direction and did it on my own

Be doing it if everybody in the world was gone

I just go on and on and on for all time

Ya’ll MC’s can’t survive

Without about twenty five thousand pairs of eyes

Hey, Seattle like MC’s grab your mics tight

The rain makes it slippery right

Alright, check the mic, check one, check two, check three

It’s the Optimus and my name is Wheelie

Seattle like MC’s grab your mics tight

The rain makes it slippery right

Alright, check the mic, check one, check two, check three